The American Dream (part 2): How Not To Achieve It

The musical 1776, which is about the creation of the Declaration of Independence, contains a nugget of wisdom. The Continental Congress is split into a pro-Independence faction (mostly middle-class lawyers and clergy) and a pro-Reconciliation group, led by upper-class landowners.

Opposition leader John Dickinson spars with President of Congress John Hancock, who states that there aren’t enough wealthy landowners in America to control a democracy.

Dickinson replies, “Perhaps not, but don’t forget that most men would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.”

Ouch. That’s the Solvency Shark’s reaction, too. No American likes to think of themselves as “poor”, not even the truly destitute. And part of the American Dream is aspiring to rise above our current station. Right?

True, but Dickinson has a point. Many of us Americans would rather live in a dream-world of “free” credit and deferred payments than accept that our resources are finite, and that there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Is there a secret to achieving the Dream? Probably not. But it there were, those two statements might be it.

If you can’t stomach them, okay. Go ahead and do the things that will make the American Dream not come true, like:

Live beyond your means. Open multiple credit accounts. Make minimum payments. Make them late. Eat out every night. Always go for the name brands. Get a mortgage you can barely make payments on. Get it for floorspace you don’t need.

Invest in “get-rich-quick” schemes. Invest only in precious metals. Dump your savings into the “next Apple” or Google or Netflix. Pay for a “how to become a millionaire” kit. Blow it all in Vegas. Play the ponies.

Waste your money. Buy stuff. Doesn’t matter what, just spend: Order from infomercials. Join record clubs. Get that super-extended warranty. Insure your cell phone. Hire a plumber to unstop your toilet. And don’t even think about coupons.

And what will happen?

You’ll receive the illusion of wealth, that cherished “possibility” Dickinson refers to. It’ll probably be fun.

But eventually you’ll receive a drained bank account, bankruptcy, foreclosure, and profane calls from collectors at dinnertime. Most of us don’t find that enjoyable.


Stay tuned for part 3, when the Solvency Shark attacks the myths versus the realities in achieving the Dream.
Continued: The American Dream (part 3): Realities

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